Geisha may not be where you sip your first cocktail, or knock back your first shot. It may not be where you bust out your first floor-shaking moves. It might not even be the place where you first fall head over heels for sexy bass, or your first experience of cabbing home as dawn kisses the horizon.

But when you are ready to dig deeper, you will find Geisha and I waiting here. My wish for you is that we can become your home away from home. Your haven when Facebook rages at the latest political controversy, your boss is contender for world’s biggest ass hat or family your own personal Judge Judy. We’ll be here for you – cocktails, floor-shaking moves, sexy bass, everything.